mischievoustempest said: *otterhands* stupid hot spanish (or french… i can’t quite decide) sugar daddy sire mired in the past

I have to go but omfg draw your characters I want to draw them now

"DAD I SWEAR TO GOD"

"I’M HERE TO PROTECT YOU"

einar-fox:

sassmaster-general:

nostlenne:

nietzschesghost:

yarriinwonderland:

congenitalprogramming:

psychosexuality:

unbridledlearning:

thewomanfromitaly:

outofstratford:

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER

You’re fucking joking

ewwwwwww

Look how they tried to make this abusive piece of shit sexy. 

Ugh.

After this shit is released, expect a flood of expecting subs who don’t know that it’s abuse and more fake Doms preying on them. 

Yep. A flood of defensive posts, a flood of drama, a flood of exuberant basement dwelling shitdicks given new fuel in their predation. A flood of fucked up shit all around, a flood of teenaged girls who will grow up romanticizing this sort of thing.
Yaaay.

Fuck. Like I know the book is trash. I know the former beta, back when it was just online fanfic who hates it with all her heart because the author refused to listen to her speak about BDSM. I’ve attempted the read the horseshit and failed before the third sentence.

And yet…

Fuck.

I think listener-blue and I should see this trainwreck.

Bdsm community, you’ve got a big storm coming.

I just hope audiences will stop to listen to people who are actually a part of the BDSM community when we say, “THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.”

As a sub, I am very protective of other subs, and I don’t want any of them to think that this kind of relationship is healthy. BDSM is safe, sane, and consensual: always. If it isn’t, it’s abuse. Fifty Shades is about abuse, plain and simple. I don’t care what the author calls it; it—is—abuse.

Please, please, please, if you are thinking of joining the BDSM community, do not use Fifty Shades as a tutorial or a guide. Talk to people in the community. Don’t let yourself be beguiled and bamboozled by abusive people masquerading as doms. Don’t let anyone tell you that Fifty Shades is an accurate representation of BDSM. Don’t let anyone tell you that BDSM is abuse.

Talk to us. Come to us. Let us help you.

Please.

This ^  All of this.  ^^^^^^

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mischievoustempest said: sugar daddy Sire getting jealous of his Childe dating a hot werewolf who works at the same crappy 24 hour convenience store as the Childe. the shenanigans are too good to resist (group dates may happen later)

oh no stupid hot dads mired in the past oh no


Maria Borges at Ulyana Sergeenko Haute Couture F/W 2014, Haute Couture Week

Maria Borges at Ulyana Sergeenko Haute Couture F/W 2014, Haute Couture Week

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mischievoustempest said: gay vampire love triangle with a werewolf thrown in there. it’s so terrible i love it and i can’t stop

I don’t believe in love triangles on principle but even I can appreciate the capacity for stupid and hillarious things to happen

mischievoustempest said: v nice. meanwhile over here hobo sea witch who should be asleep is bloggin in her jammies and writing dumb vampire things

I don’t know whether to chastise you for not being asleep or encourage you to write all the stupid vampire things

well, it turns out that they’re luring me away with the promise of chinese food for dinner
at least my hair is on point

well, it turns out that they’re luring me away with the promise of chinese food for dinner

at least my hair is on point

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

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mischievoustempest said: sounds like a good plan

Mission professional hobo witch is a go